Super Heavy Duty

Today in Chemistry Chris put an ice cube down his pants. That was a good opening sentence. I think he also clipped a crocodile clip onto his scrotum but that has yet to be confirmed. Emma's friend apparently saw a photo of me and thought I was hot, so now she has given her my number and I am very scared of... her. I don't need to worry, though, coz I have it on good authority that she is a 'honey', which makes everything alright, of course. Puna made a very dramatic entrance into the common room this morning - Me and Emma both cracked up in uncontrollable laughter for like a minute. It's quite hard to explain exactly what was funny but I will try. A - It's puna. Laughing when Puna enters the room is normal. B - He sort of slammed the door, so it attracted everybody's attention. C - He was looking staunch as, like he'd come in to bash someone. D - He was wearing his hood. E - He was wearing sunglasses. F - He hasn't shaved for a month and a half. The combination of these six things was one of the funniest things I have ever experienced. Well, you know what I mean. He was like "What? What?" which made it even more funny. There was silence for about two seconds after he opened the door and then we started laughing. It was quite brilliant. If Amir or Cameron were there they would have laughed more than anyone else did, theyseem to find Puna hilarious anyway - they have broken into fits of laughter many a time in calculus just by Puna saying "What?". This is the cool game: you take turns throwing some object, like a cushion or towel into other people's faces, and they have to take it. If they try to dodge it or deflect it, they lose. It's a great game. We were playing it in the common room at lunchtime with cushions from one of the couches. I suggest you play it too...