Are you the Matrix?

I got a headache. I tried drinking water but its not working. As I found out yesterday, the people in the winning team in the programming competition were too old, so evidently me and Max and Puna and mum are going to Australia. Many people offered to replace one of the members of the team, or be our chaperone. Many people indeed. I hope I get spending money. I like spending money. Well, I like spending money, as a noun, I don't like the action of spending money, not at all. I spent like $9 yesterday texting my future wife and... baby-making-person. Now I only have like 60c on my phone. I only topped up 13 days ago! Apparently I am going to town on Saturday with Emma and Damil and meeting Veronica. I have no idea what we're gonna do, probably the same thing as the last time I was in town with Damil (walk around and be indecisive bitches and do absolutely nothing and get bored and go home). Haha, we're so awesome. It's the second anniversary of ASS tomorrow! You better be excited... Me and Damil are probably just gonna play like one game and then not play it again at all until this time next year. Ass is a great game, you should get into it. I am supposed to be talking to Emma at about 9:00 tonight about what we're going to do on Saturday, that should be fun (the conversation I mean, not Saturday (or something)). I'm... yeah.