All we ever wanted was an Ånswer...

Ooooh, that's deep... you know, 96 Quite Bitter Beings then it's the name of their new album, oooh. I had quite a revealation yesterday. I swear it will change the world forever. Many people might find this a blindingly obvious globally known fact, but it has taken me 17 long years to even consider this possibility. We went to burger king for dinner you see, and as you do, I went to get a drink. Maybe, I thought, as a mixture of raspberry bubbly and coke spilled all over my hand like it always does when I push on the ice lever, maybe it would be a good idea to put the ice in FIRST. Now I had honestly never even contemplated this. Every time I would just grin and bear it, wipe my hand on a surviette when I sat back down. It always has annoyed me, how the cubes so violently plop into the cup without the slightest regard for keeping anyone dry, but I just ignored it as you do anything else that just can't be avoided. This now makes me wonder, what other annoyances are there like this that I have never thought about? It is a very ponderable subject and as such, I shall ponder with great interest... So anyway, I discovered that with a small amount of effort, I can sort of do those things people do on quarter pipes on a skateboard where you put your hand/s on the ground and powerslide the board around like 720(insert degree symbol here). Of course I can only do them about 270(...), which is not very useful because that brings the board facing completely the wrong way at the end of it, so basically, I suck at skating. One time today I put my hand on the ground but then completely lost my skateboard over the top of the quarter pipe so I landed with both my shins on the coping, that was quite painful indeed. Nothing else to say, so that's the end of it really.